I have typically never been a fan of American cars, but this is exciting in so many ways. The Volt could potentially finally turn around the giant short-sighted douche bag of a monolith known as General Motors. The market is hot, Priuses (Priusi?) are selling out faster than you can say “Jerry Seinfeld” and it would certainly be nice to have more competition on the field. Also the engineering breakthroughs in this vehicle are certainly impressive, with gasoline only being used to produce electricity and absolutely nothing else. Oh and let’s not forget, it has not one but TWO LCD screens in it (of course we all know there is a direct correlation between the number of LCD screens in your car and the size of your penis. Take that Toyota).